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"Honoring Jebhe Meli Iran"
Posted by Cat Woman Click to email on Feb-26-03, 04:05 PM (GMT)
Honoring Jebhe Meli Iran

Dorood Bar Doostane Jebhei
Dorrod bar Sardaran-e Ghayoor-e Iran Zamin, Mobarezin-e Jebhei
Dorrod bar Enghelabiyoon-e Pishro-e Jebhei
Dorood bar dorood dar dorood

Its way past due & its time to honor "The Great Jebhe Meli Iran". I have the honor to self assign myself to give the greatest honor possible for The Great Organization of Jebhe Meli Iran & all they have done for Iran since 1953.

This honoring is for all the great Jebheis of the past & the present. I'm honoring every commander of Jebhe Meli Iran. I do this honoring so they can Mercy Me & accept this poor little woman in their "Powerful Big Men's Exclusive Democratic Iran-loving Men's Organization". They made me see the light of Fuhrer of Jebhe Meli Iran from his Holy "Bright Shining Head" & I saw the past Evil ways of mine & now I am a "Born Again Jebhei Obedient Woman" wanting to be one of the four wives of a Great Jebhei Leader. Please accept my sincere apologies for my past misdeeds, let me show you my sincerity by accepting me as a "Jebhe-ette" (Jebhei Female)!

I want to greet my Male Masters:

Doctor Haj Seyed Morteza Anvari
Doctor Haj Seyed Farhad-e Jebhei
Doctor Haj Seyed Hammihan-e Khareji

and all the rest of the Great Doctors of Jebhe Meli Iran. Indeed I was thinking to create a new branch & Website for Jebhe Meli Iran. In tradition of:

Jebhe Meli Iran New York
Jebhe Meli Iran Washington DC
Jebhe Meli Iran North California
Jebhe Meli Iran Sweden
Jebhe Democratike Meli Iran
Jebhe Etehad-e Meli va Mihani-e Iran

and new additions

Jebhe Meli Kharej
Jebhe Meli Ghorbat
Jebhe Meli dar Abarghoo
Jebhe Meli dar Kan va Solghoon
Jebhe Meli Mostazafin
Jebhe Meli Moslemin
Jebhe Meli Mazhabi-e Eslami

now, I'm going to add a new branch:

Jebhe Meli San Diego

I know "Doctor Haj Seyed Hammihan-e Khareji" still has doubts on my sincerity, so he can call my branch:

Jebhe Meli San Diego (Ex-Taghootiyoon)

Honoring The Great Doctors of "The Left" & "The Democrats" & indeed:

"Wise and Mature Doctors of Democracy in Exile"

I want to prove my sincerity. In past tense the naive silly me used to call you gentlemen "Fossil Boys" & I want to apologize for that & confess that from this minute there will be only political correctness in our vocab & you "Great Warriors of Iran" will only be addressed as:

"Wise and Mature Doctors of Democracy in Exile"

Please accept my apologies. I'm only a foolish little woman. You are the Great Warriors of Iran Zamin fighting to preserve the "Islamic Injustice" & "Reactionary Reforms" for so many decades. Sorry, typo, I meant you have fought for Freedom, Liberty, Democracy, Socialism & bla ........ for decades.

You are Sardaran-e Jebhei of Iran Zamin, Great Warriors who gloriously Destroyed Iran, Ah another typo, I meant, you destroyed Taghoot & rotten Imperial Regime of Taghoot, you sent that servant of Iran, ah another taypo, sorry, I meant, you sent that filthy traitor, that servant of CIA, Shah to hell. You brought our beloved Holy Imam Khomeini to Iran & to power. You sacrificed all your times & efforts to fight The Pahlavi Regime since 1979 & till this day. You fought Pahlavi Regime even after it died in 1979! You never gave up fighting The Pahlavis. You wanted to make sure they will be known as servants of CIA. For last semi 24 years you concentrated on Pahlavis & for battling the Pahlavis, these Monarchist Animals, you used all the help that you could get. You helped flourish & bloom the Islamic Republic of Iran. You joined the Islamic Regime as servants of our glorious Islamic Revolution. You became Great Muslim Men, each with many wives, each with a peaceful white turban of Reforms, each having only Two pictures in your pocket wallet:

one of the Fuhrer of Jebhe Meli, Haj Seyed Mohamad-e Mosadegh
one of the new Fuhrer of Reforms, Haj Seyed Mohamad-e Khatami

They are both Mohamad, they are both descendants of our Great Prophet Mohamad.

You, our Great "Hee-Rows" (borrowed from our friend Mayaazaar) of our Great Revolution, used all the tools of our Glorious Revolution & our Ayatollah's & Islamic Leaders to fight the Pahlavis for 24 years since 1979. You fought a dynasty which dismantled & died out in 1979 for the last 24 years. Indeed you Great Hee-Rows of Iran are the only factor who still keeps the Pahlavis Alive & Well. You talk about them everyday!

RP should pay you yearly salary for talking about him everyday, so does Mohamad Reza Pahlavi, he should send you yearly salary from the grave for honoring him daily!

I want to send you my appreciation in form of honor for your great record, helping to enslave our Iran for decades, ah, sorry again, I meant helping to revive Islam on 1979 like no one could done before. You great Hee Rows of Iran Zamin, revived Islam in Iran the same as Ghajar Time. Ahmad Shah would love you. You are Great Soldiers of Islam.

I love the way you slap the IRI on hand on your forums & in reality support the IRI, live with them, serve them & dine with them & help Islam to grow more & more in Iran daily. You are Great Warriors of Islamic Republic.

Please accept my small donation today in honoring The Great Jebhe Meli Iran & all you done for past half century to build our nation as the Great Islamic Republic of Iran of today. You are great Men of Iran, great Seyed Doctors the same as our Fuhrer, Seyed Mohamad-e Mosadegh who loved Hazrat-e Ali & ordered to put the picture of Hazrat-e Ali on the wall on the top of his Mausoleum. All the great Seyed Doctors of Jebhe Meli agree on one thing:

Being True Ali Alahi of Shi'a

Bless them all. I also need to nominate our dear "Doctor Haj Seyed-e Anvari" as the only alternative future leader of Jebhe Meli Iran & next President of Islamic Republic of Iran.

Doctor Haj Seyed Anvari is the greatest Jebhei after:

Sardars,
Haj Seyed Doctor fuhrer Mosadegh
Haj Seyed Doctor Karim Sanjabi
Haj Seyed Doctor Boroomand

Doctor Anvari is our only savior so I nominate him for Fuhrership of Jebhe & Presidency of Islamic Republic. Allah Bless Doctor Anvari, our Great Hee Row.

Please join me in celebrating Half Century of Treason, ah sorry, half century of serving Islam, Shia', weakening of Iran, building the Islamic Republic & Loving Iran!

Please accept these tokens as the beginning presents to launch the future "Jebhe Meli San Diego".

Jebhe Meli Iran Forever. Our Hee-Rows of The Democracy, our Warriors of Iran. First, a future National Anthem after Jebhe Rules Iran:

Honoring Future Iranian National Anthem:
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Ey Iran, Ey Marz-e Por Goh-Ar
dar Jashn-e Margat, mord-e har honar

Ey Jebhe, Ey Hezb-e Bi Honar
Iran kard-e viran va bi zarar

Dar rahe to, che arzeshi darad Iran-e ma
Ma yek seda, viran konim Iran-e ma

Ey Jebhe, Ey Hezb-e bi honar...........
Deshneh dar jan-e Iran, bovad honar.........
*************
Honoring Jebhe Meli Iran:

Honoring Jebhe Meli Iran
http://hometown.aol.com/ahreemanxi/page28.html

Honoring Fuhrer of Jebhe Meli Iran (part one)
http://hometown.aol.com/ahreemanxi/page20.html

Our Way is Fuhrer Mosadregh's Way
Our Way is Future Fuhrer Anvari's Way
Heil Mosadegh
Heil Anvari

Newly converted Jebhe-ette,

Jebhe-ette Cat

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RE: Honoring Jebhe Meli Iran, Dr. Khodam, Feb-27-03, (1)

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1. "RE: Honoring Jebhe Meli Iran"
Posted by Dr. Khodam on Feb-27-03, 02:43 PM (GMT)
>Honoring Jebhe Meli Iran
>
>Dorood Bar Doostane Jebhei
>Dorrod bar Sardaran-e Ghayoor-e Iran Zamin,
>Mobarezin-e Jebhei
>Dorrod bar Enghelabiyoon-e Pishro-e Jebhei
>Dorood bar dorood dar dorood
>
>Its way past due & its
>time to honor "The Great
>Jebhe Meli Iran".
>...................
.................
>Our Way is Future Fuhrer Anvari's
>Way
>Heil Mosadegh
>Heil Anvari
>
>Newly converted Jebhe-ette,
>
>Jebhe-ette Cat

Dear Ms misanthrope:
How mischievous you are indeed! Or may I dare to say: "just a fly in the ointment"?
Instead of your unsuccessful mocking attempt, I prescribe a simple healing process, a daily affirmation list for you.... just chant them to yourself, as many times as you wish. Hopefully you will be cured:
1) I am unhappy with the human condition but have no suggestions or desire to improve it.
2) I am unhappy with misanthropy and cynicism, although I am not disagreement with it.
3) I will not burn incense, use alternative medicine, holistic healing, crystal magic, or reach my human potential today or any other day, as long as I live.
4) I will not nurse my inner child, who I’ve molested repeatedly and is convinced I am the devil.
5) I will not nurture, cultivate, engender, or empower a feeling of community, mutual respect, or a sense of well being for the human race. They need to take a bath first.
6)I will reject any characterization of myself as a heartless, mindless degenerate, despite the accuracy of such a claim.

Best of luck!

Regards,
Khodesh

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